It's G1 Special in USA in Oh Hai San Francisco! An American wins the US Title, Bullet Club is actually NOT fine after all, Jay White does us all a favor and takes out the commentary table (hero, tbh). Hiromu suffers a scary injury, but Takahashis are notoriously tough -- I seem to recall a certain cat who was pulled completely apart and made a full recovery.
You know that movie We Bought a Zoo? Like that, but a wrestling company instead.
It's airport drama for Kota and Drew Mac, cop dog drama for Shinsuke, Daniel Bryan doesn't give a shit, and Bayley did a swear!
Out: Cass, Sami, ROH from MSG, DWIs
In: Juice Robinson, Carmella, All In streaming, James Ellsworth
Hiromu won everything! Your gross dad got into the drug store makeup again. Kenny is finally champ and the Golden Elite are finally together. Cody descends further into a broken husk of a man.
Things to watch: NXT is here for Pride month, Miz is training for pancake attacks, the B Team throws an unseasoned BBQ, and the REAL Royal Wedding finally happened.
Things to avoid: Sami says he's sorry, Dolph still exists, and we finally learn what that it stands for "Chris Martin" Punk.
Raw is a bit shit at the moment, but it hit a new low with the Lashley Sisters. SHAME if you didn't watch Smackdown. Did you hear it's the Big Dog's birthday? Candace is GOING to fight Ciampa one of these days. Drunk Dad Jericho interrupted BOSJ with a poorly-shot vertical phone promo guest starring a turtle and a random cyclist. Somehow this didn't strike fear in Naito, like wtf?
All In sold out in record time! Good for those fellas, but not great for a lot of fans (including your friends at The Strap).
The E went to jolly old England and continued the long torturous death march to MITB.
Which super junior is the BEST though? Is it Flippard??
Backlash was a bit shit. Don't let your dopey white boyfriend sell really poorly designed t-shirts. Charlotte and Brandi are the toughest around. Ricochet doesn't need your sock advice. CM Punk might be All In (for that sweet sweet meet and greet cash).
Well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well... if it isn't a new epsiode of The Strap!
Was this Royal Rumble really the Greatest?
Bone Soldier is back and causing some Boners. Jericho is back and NOT causing any boners. Omega and Okada are gonna go again... could it finally be Kenny's time?
Some people from one show went to the other show! Get ready to be confused about it for the next few weeks!
Also it's time to get hype for 7 title matches and a 50 man rumble -- it's Sausage Fest '18 live from a war torn conflict zone!