​WWE traveled halfway around the world for some vegemite sandwiches. Cody beat Juice and invited himself to Kota and Kenny's rematch. LIJ is getting a new member. NevilleWatch 2018 is finally over.

Becky won something??! AJ tapped and then lied about it, on the LORD'S DAY. The iconic match that the PPV is named after didn't have a winner. COOL! Finn, Nak, and KO took the night off to go to Hunk Oasis.

Come listen to our adventures in Chicago and its beautiful chain-restaurant-filled suburbs.

The sun rose, the tide came in, and Meltzer said something dumb: the circle of life.
NXT continues to be the A+ brand, All In is just around the corner, and a very exciting Zealot Pro Wrestling Z1 Tournament announcement!

NXT came to our town! We paid money to watch a guy sit down a bunch of times!
Brock enriches his mind through reading instead of mindless hours of TV. Becky almost had a chance at a title match but not anymore. We're heading into the last week of the G1 -- quick, see if we can trade some ham for points!

Say your prayers, brush your teeth, and make sure to check for cameras before you say something shitty, brother!
Extreme Rules was heavy on the rules, light on extreme. If you want to be the best in the G1, get in line behind Kenny and Ibutan. Lucha Underground characters are dying off faster than Deathly Hallows part 2. 

It's G1 Special in USA in Oh Hai San Francisco! An American wins the US Title, Bullet Club is actually NOT fine after all, Jay White does us all a favor and takes out the commentary table (hero, tbh). Hiromu suffers a scary injury, but Takahashis are notoriously tough -- I seem to recall a certain cat who was pulled completely apart and made a full recovery.

You know that movie We Bought a Zoo? Like that, but a wrestling company instead.
It's airport drama for Kota and Drew Mac, cop dog drama for Shinsuke, Daniel Bryan doesn't give a shit, and Bayley did a swear! 

Out: Cass, Sami, ROH from MSG, DWIs
In: Juice Robinson, Carmella, All In streaming, James Ellsworth

Hiromu won everything! Your gross dad got into the drug store makeup again. Kenny is finally champ and the Golden Elite are finally together. Cody descends further into a broken husk of a man.